June 7, 2008

Coming out story...

Best translation ever:

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http://todaytelaf.blogspot.com/2008/03/city-s-cynthia-nixon-on-her-fantastic.html

May 5, 2008
Tennesee Scare Goats!
May 3, 2008
Soon, IFC and I will be rolling in the goo-gobs because we finished the first draft of our pilot.  TV culture, here we come!
April 29, 2008

we hate these old men

  • IFC: maybe you should start a blog called Funny Things My Friend IFC Said Today that will become an amazing book deal because i am so funny and full of insight, wit, and wisdom like Mitch Albom, but with an edge
  • me: hahahahhahahahhhahhhhhahaha
  • IFC: Bitch Albom
  • me: is that the comedian who killed himself?
  • IFC: no, he does those hokey books for parents to read like about the old man or the dying dog or the ghosts of christmas past http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Albom THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN also, TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE
  • me: oh he did that thing that is always referenced
  • IFC: maybe i should start dispensing homespun wisdom.
  • me: but i have no idea what is i always think maybe it's about morley safer
  • IFC: yes. old people, weepy sappiness
  • me: or that PBS guy that old people like
  • IFC: it's like a lowbrow wes anderson or something
  • me: the sort of religious but also liberal one. what's his name? bill moyers
  • IFC: oh yeah him the apple and whatevs
  • me: i always sort of think that tuesdays with morrie has something to do with him or morley safer who i'm not sure who he is but i know he is old
  • IFC: he is the one with the wrinkly ears on 60 minutes
  • me: oh yes. the wrinkly everything
  • IFC: i mean, i know that's like all of them he's the one that looks like a leather monkey
April 18, 2008

THE BOUNCING BABY KEG HAS ARRIVED

Welcome to the world, Felix Gabriel Reichman-Curnow.
March 3, 2008
Where gay babies come from.
Where gay babies come from.
February 25, 2008
“he doesn’t really have to do much but sit back and watch it fall together.”  fuck the academy.